As much as I don't want to recap this game, I think it is important that we do. That was easily the most complete game Michigan has ever played in their lives, and easily the most incomplete game Nebraska has ever played. Scott Frost did say it would get worse before it got better, so if this is rock bottom, I'm definitely looking forward to the Ohio State game. I'm also really glad that he kept most of the starters in there for some time. At this point in the program, I think it is important to show these young players what it is like to get their asses brutally handed to. They need some kind of fire the way this season is going. I'm also sure this was a good indicator of who's here for the long haul or not. We all knew the offense wasn't going to do much, but what the actual fuck happened on defense? I can only recall one three-and-out, and that was immediately followed by the muffed punt. Missed tackles left and right, and oh yeah, the really shitty O-Line of Michigan looked like the Great Wall. Clearly it is time to re-asses this team, they look lost. I'm starting to think this team would've lost to Akron.
The Big Red Breakdown:
And what is lost in Nebraska, may or may not have been found in Purdue. A team that in the past couple seasons has been trying to put it back together, but is always missing that one vital piece. Most of the time, this year included, its been a lack of defense for Purdue. But we can't ignore that this Purdue team is coming in at 1-3, with all 3 of those losses being really close, and that one win coming against a, so far, decent Boston College team, at home. But at the same time, one of those losses was to Eastern Michigan, yikes. Purdue's signature is their offense and what better time to face a high-octane offense than the game after a defense went missing, am I right? If Michigan was the worst to come, then I think Nebraska can bring it together at home against Purdue.
Of course every time I've said they're going to bounce back, they don't. But whatever. Positivity is one of my Gallup Strengths.
Nebraska O vs. Purdue D: Advantage Nebraska. A healthy Martinez should bring this offense back to life a week after being decimated by Michigan's defense, especially against a weak Purdue front.
Nebraska D vs. Purdue O: Advantage Purdue. If anyone can find the defense that played against Colorado, please send them to Memorial Stadium by Saturday kthx.
Special Teams: Christ. The Lindsey Experience needed to have stopped halfway against Colorado yet here we are. Please let Spielman return.
Prediction: We got ourselves a shootout here folks! I really want to give a shred of dignity to Nebraska's defense to be able to hold their ground better than Purdue's, especially at home, but boy last week makes that hard to do. And let's not forget that as decently seeming the offense looks, they still make a lot of mistakes/turnovers. I think this is the game to turn it around, I really do. Which is why I hate that the spread is 3.5 in favor of Purdue, I can't hate that. Damn you Vegas!
Purdue 41, Nebraska 38
(source: Detroit Free Press)
This is one of those photos that doesn't necessarily match the tone of this post, but I can't help to not laugh at whatever Lightbourn is doing in the background.
Regression Rankings:
This year is going to be a delightful year of upsets won't it? Also totally forgot to keep track of the model's record last week oops. This week for sure.
1) Alabama (-)
2) Ohio State (+3)
3) Penn State (+5)
4) North Texas (+5)
5) Central Florida (-2)
6) Appalachian State (New)
7) Georgia (-3)
8) Syracuse (+5)
9) West Virginia (+6)
10) Fresno State (+7)
11) Michigan (New)
12) Utah State (-6)
13) Mississippi State (-11)
14) Memphis (+2)
15) Miami (+4)
16) Florida (+8)
17) Texas Tech (+5)
18) Clemson (+7)
19) Oklahoma (-1)
20) Colorado (New)
21) Southern Mississippi (+2)
22) Boise State (New)
23) Oregon (-13)
24) Cincinnati (-3)
25) Auburn (New)
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77) Purdue
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122) Nebraska (-23)
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126) UTEP (-)
127) Georgia State (New)
128) Rutgers (New)
129) New Mexico State (+1)
130) UConn (-2)
Yep. Nebraska is four spots away from the Bottom 5. Current win projection is at 2 now.
Over(rated)Watch:
#5 LSU - Overrated. Everything about them from last week still stands, adding on to the fact they didn't really blow the socks off of Louisiana Tech. They play Ole Miss this week and they better put up Alabama like numbers on them too.
#7 Stanford - Overrated. Struggled against a not super impressive Oregon on the road. Got EXTREMELY LUCKY to pull off the win, despite me saying they would last week. They battle Notre Dame in this week's Battle of the Overrateds.
#8 Notre Dame - Back to Being Watched. After a week of being overrated, they actually made some changes for the better in a convincing win at Wake Forest. Hooray! As mentioned above, they play Stanford this week. Will one win? Or will both come out of the game looking like complete dog shit?
#10 Auburn - Back to Being Watched. Again, very mixed feelings about this team. They play Southern Miss in a game they should not be overlooking.
#11 Washington - Still Being Watched. Another team I have mixed feelings about. They beat Arizona State by a touchdown, so I'm not sure if that counts as getting a good win, or struggling. They get BYU this week in what should be an interesting matchup.
#17 Kentucky - Being Watched. Slow down there buddy. Kentucky has looked impressive between last year and their 4-0 start this year, but as always, let's keep an eye on an SEC team, shall we? They play South Carolina in what should be a good test for them.
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Hot Take Central: (Successful conversions: 1)
-Defenses definitely don't exist anymore, RIP the Heisman dream. I'll put this hot take away and see if it comes to fruition later
-There are two Power 5 teams left that are winless, Nebraska because they suck, and UCLA because they were on a bye week last week.
-At this point I don't trust Nebraska's special teams to execute a fake punt/FG. But again, that is exactly what Frost wants you to think.
-Let's get another conference game in before we start wheeling and dealing on potential champions.
-I'm combining my two playoff hot takes as they're starting to blend together. I would also like to point out that we may very well see 3 SEC teams in the playoff this year because Georgia does not play LSU or Alabama. God help us all.
-Wisconsin not winning the Big Ten West looked good until they beat Iowa. But its only one game, anything can still happen.
Prediction Center:
A successful 3-0 week bounces us back to 5-5. However we are 1-2 on Upset Alerts. Got a slew of games this week:
#12 West Virginia @ #25 Texas Tech - West Virginia 45, Texas Tech 38:
Classic Big 12 shootout. Texas Tech is coming together, but they're still just a bit outside of that next tier in the conference.
#4 Ohio State @ #9 Penn State - Ohio State 31, Penn State 27:
Game of the week right here and easily will dictate the Big Ten East. Penn State has a shot, but Urban is angry for being lambasted on national television for being a liar.
#7 Stanford @ #8 Notre Dame - Notre Dame 24, Stanford 16:
Perfect timing for Notre Dame to find an offense against a really good defense. Too bad the same can't be said about Stanford. I will give the Stanford QB credit for being really clutch. So if the score is within a touchdown, maybe Stanford has the edge.
#20 BYU @ #11 Washington - Washington 31, BYU 27:
Another matchup that I didn't know I wanted until I looked it up and found out it was a thing. BYU always plays interesting, and with the Wisconsin upset in their mind, they can look to do it again against a meh Washington team. Good thing Washington actually has a decent QB.
#19 Oregon @ #24 California - Oregon 41, California 35:
Classic Pac-12 shootout. Oregon did look better than expected against Stanford, let's see what California can bring to the table this week.
Upset Alert: Syracuse @ #3 Clemson - Honestly there weren't really a lot of good candidates this week, primarily because 10 of the Top 25 are playing each other this week, but Syracuse is up to something. And can Clemson shake the loss of Kelly Bryant transferring and the drama behind that? Dun dun duunnnn.