Friday, September 28, 2018

Lost & Found (Vs. Purdue)

Recap:

As much as I don't want to recap this game, I think it is important that we do. That was easily the most complete game Michigan has ever played in their lives, and easily the most incomplete game Nebraska has ever played. Scott Frost did say it would get worse before it got better, so if this is rock bottom, I'm definitely looking forward to the Ohio State game. I'm also really glad that he kept most of the starters in there for some time. At this point in the program, I think it is important to show these young players what it is like to get their asses brutally handed to. They need some kind of fire the way this season is going. I'm also sure this was a good indicator of who's here for the long haul or not. We all knew the offense wasn't going to do much, but what the actual fuck happened on defense? I can only recall one three-and-out, and that was immediately followed by the muffed punt. Missed tackles left and right, and oh yeah, the really shitty O-Line of Michigan looked like the Great Wall. Clearly it is time to re-asses this team, they look lost. I'm starting to think this team would've lost to Akron.

The Big Red Breakdown:

And what is lost in Nebraska, may or may not have been found in Purdue. A team that in the past couple seasons has been trying to put it back together, but is always missing that one vital piece. Most of the time, this year included, its been a lack of defense for Purdue. But we can't ignore that this Purdue team is coming in at 1-3, with all 3 of those losses being really close, and that one win coming against a, so far, decent Boston College team, at home. But at the same time, one of those losses was to Eastern Michigan, yikes. Purdue's signature is their offense and what better time to face a high-octane offense than the game after a defense went missing, am I right? If Michigan was the worst to come, then I think Nebraska can bring it together at home against Purdue.

Of course every time I've said they're going to bounce back, they don't. But whatever. Positivity is one of my Gallup Strengths.

Nebraska O vs. Purdue D: Advantage Nebraska. A healthy Martinez should bring this offense back to life a week after being decimated by Michigan's defense, especially against a weak Purdue front.

Nebraska D vs. Purdue O: Advantage Purdue. If anyone can find the defense that played against Colorado, please send them to Memorial Stadium by Saturday kthx.

Special Teams: Christ. The Lindsey Experience needed to have stopped halfway against Colorado yet here we are. Please let Spielman return.

Prediction: We got ourselves a shootout here folks! I really want to give a shred of dignity to Nebraska's defense to be able to hold their ground better than Purdue's, especially at home, but boy last week makes that hard to do. And let's not forget that as decently seeming the offense looks, they still make a lot of mistakes/turnovers. I think this is the game to turn it around, I really do. Which is why I hate that the spread is 3.5 in favor of Purdue, I can't hate that. Damn you Vegas!

Purdue 41, Nebraska 38

(source: Detroit Free Press)

This is one of those photos that doesn't necessarily match the tone of this post, but I can't help to not laugh at whatever Lightbourn is doing in the background.


The Rest of the World in College Football:

Regression Rankings:

This year is going to be a delightful year of upsets won't it? Also totally forgot to keep track of the model's record last week oops. This week for sure.

1) Alabama (-)
2) Ohio State (+3)
3) Penn State (+5)
4) North Texas (+5)
5) Central Florida (-2)
6) Appalachian State (New)
7) Georgia (-3)
8) Syracuse (+5)
9) West Virginia (+6)
10) Fresno State (+7)
11) Michigan (New)
12) Utah State (-6)
13) Mississippi State (-11)
14) Memphis (+2)
15) Miami (+4)
16) Florida (+8)
17) Texas Tech (+5)
18) Clemson (+7)
19) Oklahoma (-1)
20) Colorado (New)
21) Southern Mississippi (+2)
22) Boise State (New)
23) Oregon (-13)
24) Cincinnati (-3)
25) Auburn (New)
...
77) Purdue
...
122) Nebraska (-23)
...
126) UTEP (-)
127) Georgia State (New)
128) Rutgers (New)
129) New Mexico State (+1)
130) UConn (-2)

Yep. Nebraska is four spots away from the Bottom 5. Current win projection is at 2 now.

Over(rated)Watch:

#5 LSU - Overrated. Everything about them from last week still stands, adding on to the fact they didn't really blow the socks off of Louisiana Tech. They play Ole Miss this week and they better put up Alabama like numbers on them too.

#7 Stanford - Overrated. Struggled against a not super impressive Oregon on the road. Got EXTREMELY LUCKY to pull off the win, despite me saying they would last week. They battle Notre Dame in this week's Battle of the Overrateds.

#8 Notre Dame - Back to Being Watched. After a week of being overrated, they actually made some changes for the better in a convincing win at Wake Forest. Hooray! As mentioned above, they play Stanford this week. Will one win? Or will both come out of the game looking like complete dog shit?

#10 Auburn - Back to Being Watched. Again, very mixed feelings about this team. They play Southern Miss in a game they should not be overlooking.

#11 Washington - Still Being Watched. Another team I have mixed feelings about. They beat Arizona State by a touchdown, so I'm not sure if that counts as getting a good win, or struggling. They get BYU this week in what should be an interesting matchup.

#17 Kentucky - Being Watched. Slow down there buddy. Kentucky has looked impressive between last year and their 4-0 start this year, but as always, let's keep an eye on an SEC team, shall we? They play South Carolina in what should be a good test for them.

No teams have been removed from this list.

Hot Take Central: (Successful conversions: 1)

-Defenses definitely don't exist anymore, RIP the Heisman dream. I'll put this hot take away and see if it comes to fruition later

-There are two Power 5 teams left that are winless, Nebraska because they suck, and UCLA because they were on a bye week last week.

-At this point I don't trust Nebraska's special teams to execute a fake punt/FG. But again, that is exactly what Frost wants you to think.

-Let's get another conference game in before we start wheeling and dealing on potential champions.

-I'm combining my two playoff hot takes as they're starting to blend together. I would also like to point out that we may very well see 3 SEC teams in the playoff this year because Georgia does not play LSU or Alabama. God help us all.

-Wisconsin not winning the Big Ten West looked good until they beat Iowa. But its only one game, anything can still happen.

Prediction Center:

A successful 3-0 week bounces us back to 5-5. However we are 1-2 on Upset Alerts. Got a slew of games this week:

#12 West Virginia @ #25 Texas Tech - West Virginia 45, Texas Tech 38:

Classic Big 12 shootout. Texas Tech is coming together, but they're still just a bit outside of that next tier in the conference.

#4 Ohio State @ #9 Penn State - Ohio State 31, Penn State 27:

Game of the week right here and easily will dictate the Big Ten East. Penn State has a shot, but Urban is angry for being lambasted on national television for being a liar.

#7 Stanford @ #8 Notre Dame - Notre Dame 24, Stanford 16:

Perfect timing for Notre Dame to find an offense against a really good defense. Too bad the same can't be said about Stanford. I will give the Stanford QB credit for being really clutch. So if the score is within a touchdown, maybe Stanford has the edge.

#20 BYU @ #11 Washington - Washington 31, BYU 27:

Another matchup that I didn't know I wanted until I looked it up and found out it was a thing. BYU always plays interesting, and with the Wisconsin upset in their mind, they can look to do it again against a meh Washington team. Good thing Washington actually has a decent QB.

#19 Oregon @ #24 California - Oregon 41, California 35:

Classic Pac-12 shootout. Oregon did look better than expected against Stanford, let's see what California can bring to the table this week.

Upset Alert: Syracuse @ #3 Clemson - Honestly there weren't really a lot of good candidates this week, primarily because 10 of the Top 25 are playing each other this week, but Syracuse is up to something. And can Clemson shake the loss of Kelly Bryant transferring and the drama behind that? Dun dun duunnnn.

Friday, September 21, 2018

B1G Worries Ahead

Recap:

Well. We put faith in Bunch. And we quickly lost it. Just sort of shows everyone why Martinez was the #1 guy coming out of camp, as if you really get technical, Bunch was looking at #4, #5 if you count Vedral has to sit out this season. Long story short, big oof. Poor decisions, costly turnovers yet again, and that's just not how you win football games. But even still, Nebraska came up one possession short in the end. The fight is there, the talent might be there in some aspects, its just that Nebraska needs to bring it all together. And looking ahead, sort of glad Nebraska has a really brutal schedule where even the best of teams would have a tough time with. At least this way us fans know we're getting murdered. The defense also kind of disappeared. Now I'm not expecting 7 sacks a game every day, but I was half expecting to see a similar intensity. It was there for the first half but it definitely looked like they got gassed coming into the second half. The bright side is, Scott Frost is right. If Nebraska really wants to not play their make up game on December 1st because they'll be in the championship, hope is not lost. Nebraska is still undefeated in conference play.

The Big Red Breakdown:

Speaking of brutal conference play, this week is the first road game, and first conference game of the season at Michigan. My optimism for this game all depends on if Martinez plays or not. If he does, Nebraska might stand a fighting chance. If Bunch is in, gg, he might actually die to that defense. But that's the thing that gives me a glimmer of hope. All Michigan is is a really great defense. Their offense is straight ass, even with their new shiny transfer quarterback. They only have one receiving threat, and the quarterback is going to need some time to hit that, which currently he has very little of. If Martinez plays, then the offense returns to life and might be able to create a spark against a stone wall defense. The other primary concern is the special teams play. Nebraska looked god awful against Troy as the Curse of Tackling still lingers in the locker room.

If Nebraska goes into Ann Arbor with some fight and hangs around, Martinez or not, this would look very promising, especially if the offense can get things going. At the same time, if the defense lays down another egg, then some new questions will rise about this team.

Nebraska O vs. Michigan D: Advantage Michigan. If Martinez plays this goes down to an Edge for Michigan as they are still completely relentless. But I do not see much happening even with him in, let alone giving Bunch the keys to the offense.

Nebraska D vs. Michigan O: Edge Nebraska. If we see the Colorado defense, then Nebraska will be in business. The Troy defense will still be serviceable, but less missed tackles please.

Special Teams: Advantage Michigan. This could be problematic between terrible punt coverage, lack of explosive returns, freshman kicker, and the fact that Michigan does all of these significantly better than Nebraska.

Prediction: Expect a low scoring game. This will be a defensively dominated game, so it could get boring to watch. At the same time, I don't expect this game to get out of hand score wise because neither offense will be able to do anything. It'll be like Troy, where we're down only by a couple touchdowns even though it felt like we were down 40. Nebraska can hang around in this game, but a win would definitely be amazing.

Michigan 20, Nebraska 10

(source: Sports Illustrated)


The Rest of the World in College Football:

Regression Rankings:

The first set of the regression rankings for the year are sort of ready as a lot of teams have only played two games, but we're still rolling it out. A lot of G5 teams make their way here early, but again, expect some shake ups as the year progresses, but I don't hate how this looks considering this is supposed to reflect what the teams have done up to this point *cough AP voters cough*.

And surprise surprise, look who is still on top:

1) Alabama
2) Mississippi State
3) Central Florida
4) Georgia
5) Ohio State
6) Utah State
7) Oklahoma State
8) Penn State
9) North Texas
10) Oregon
11) Virginia Tech
12) Boston College
13) Syracuse
14) Washington State
15) West Virginia
16) Memphis
17) Fresno State
18) Oklahoma
19) Miami
20) Texas A&M
21) Cincinnati
22) Texas Tech
23) Southern Miss
24) Florida
25) Clemson
...
31) Michigan
...
99) Nebraska
...
126) UTEP
127) SMU
128) UConn
129) UTSA
130) New Mexico State

To the curious, this model has Nebraska sitting at 5 wins currently.

Over(rated)Watch:

#6 LSU - Overrated. I hate the SEC much like the rest of the nation, because they always started overrated in the preseason polls, and then one "big" win suddenly shoots them up to where ever they feel like it, and in this case LSU wound up at 6. They play Louisiana Tech so please slaughter them if you would like legitimacy.

#7 Stanford - Overrated. Much like Wisconsin,  ya can't do shit if you can't run the ball. You only beat an FCS school by 20 because you didn't have  your star QB. Yeesh. They get to travel to Oregon where something will happen for better or worse for my sanity.

#8 Notre Dame - Exposed. I'm sorry Notre Dame, we're revoking your legit card. Instead, we're handing you the "Last Year's Miami" card. You can't barely beat Michigan, Ball State, and Vanderbilt you just can't. If you want to be Top 10, you gotta murder these bad teams. They play Wake Forest this week, a game which they should be able to handle easily. Maybe.

#9 Auburn - Overrated. Until we get a resolution in the SEC, you'll be overrated so long as you're in the Top 10. The play Arkansas, who has already shown to be the worst team in the league, so expect a slaughterhouse.

#11 Washington - Still Being Watched. ??? What even is this team? They play Arizona State in what should be a thrilling Pac-12 showdown for legitimacy.

No teams proved their worth to get off this list
Properly taken care of and being low key watched: #18 Wisconsin. Finally.

Hot Take Central:
-WE GOT AN UPSET. Unranked BYU properly exposed #6 Wisconsin on the road for our hot take conversion of "There will be a top-10 non conference upset"

-I'm starting to think defenses don't exist anymore

-We are now down to 5 Power 5 teams without a win (North Carolina, Nebraska, Purdue, Iowa State, UCLA), and Kansas somehow has two now

-Still no fakes from Nebraska

-Conference play is just getting started, so lets get to the fun stuff!

-Yup. Big Ten is dead. Ohio State struggled to TCU, and Wisconsin finally lost. Although the ACC still doesn't look super bright either. This'll be a fun year with conference play kicking up

-Big 12 now looks firmly in for the playoffs, however the problem now leans into the wall of we probably will wind up with 2 SEC teams, but now the Big Ten and ACC are fighting for that fourth spot. Step it up Pac-12.

New Takes:
-Wisconsin will not win the Big Ten West

Prediction Center:

Yikes. For the first time in blog history we went win-less, 0-4 last week, and another blog first, we are officially under .500 with a 2-5 record AND we missed the Upset Alert last week :( Got a couple games to bounce back with this week.

#22 Texas A&M @ #1 Alabama - Alabama 49, A&M 20:

This won't even be close. A&M looked sharp against Clemson but that's basically it. Alabama has just been Bama'ing their way per usual.

#7 Stanford @ #20 Oregon - Stanford 27, Oregon 21:

I actually haven't seen anything lively out of Oregon this year. Just kinda got by with their non-conference schedule. It'll be close because Stanford is bad too, but defense usually prevails in these types of games. The computer likes Oregon but I don't want to test it yet

Upset Alert: #8 Notre Dame @ Wake Forest: Wake Forest has been a thorn in the side of the ACC lately, so I think they're on to something here with the makings of a conference run in the near future. A struggling Notre Dame cannot look foolish here if they want to be considered a Top 10 team.

Friday, September 14, 2018

State College Musical (vs. Troy)

Recap:

UGH. Two fumbles on back-to-back drives, go down 14-0...and it's just all downhill--wait. They...they didn't go on to lose 42-3? Nebraska....hold up, Nebraska actually ended the first half on a 21-3 run to lead 21-17 at halftime? Well I'll be damned. The boys got some fight in them finally! Granted, giving up 14 free points like that is not how you win football games. Arguments can be made about the potential 28-point swing right then and there (14 denied for Nebraska, 14 gained by Colorado). But there were a looooooot of mistakes that were made that you can point to, that could also have been the reason Nebraska lost, that quite frankly, were mistakes that you make when you're playing the first game of the season:

-Starting with the drive prior to "the" Colorado drive, there was some piss poor clock management (and yes, you CAN argue that this ended up saving Nebraska a bit). However, by not snapping the ball at the 15-20 second mark, you are effectively A) Taking more time off the clock that Colorado still needed for their comeback drive (if there was to be one), and B) Thusly, you could let them use their time outs on defense instead of letting them hang on to one or two on offense. All that said, there was the possibility of maybe 30-45 seconds to go off the clock if we assume Colorado used their timeouts. Now you get a bit more of a rushed Colorado team on offense to try to win the game on their drive and maybe a mistake or two happens on their end because of it.

-Of course, Colorado's comeback drive doesn't happen if JD makes that 3rd down catch

-But it does, and we get to Colorado's drive and on 3rd and a god damn mile, the ball is way overthrown the receiver WHY DO YOU STILL HIT HIM. You get them on 4th and Forever but noooooooo fresh set of downs (which Colorado used to win on the first play anyway)

Anyway. Simple mental mistakes that can be brushed off as the season progresses. But honestly, I still liked what I was seeing. Aside from an injured Martinez. Those second and third quarters were exactly what we were expecting to see at 100% efficiency. A blazing offense and a shut down defense. Let's just hope we get to see more of that this year.

The Big Red Breakdown:

What time is it? No it's not summer time, that is sadly coming to an end. It is however, time to get our heads in the game as Troy Bolton comes into Lincoln. Wait, nope, nevermind, it is only just Troy. But Nebraska still needs to hit this out of the park after the disappointing result that was last week. I liked to come into this season with low to modest expectations, so I wouldn't have been super sad if Colorado actually outplayed them, but man to lose like that stinks. And here comes perennial home wrecker Troy that always brings a fun fight on the road. They did get absolutely shellacked at Boise State for their season opener, and then rightfully destroyed their FCS opponent last week. So it's hard to say what the vibe is on this team exactly. My initial scouting report tells me that they're slightly better on defense, and don't sleep on them on offense. So I'm not super concerned. It is, however, a great matchup for the Brady Bunch to get his reps in as he will most likely be the go-to guy as Martinez still recovers from his knee injury.

I personally would like this situation as I would much rather have a healthy Martinez going against that Michigan defense than I would Bunch. UNLESS, Bunch absolutely shows that he's a monster. He didn't look shabby in the "oh shit I have to do this" situation that he was put in, so let's see what he can really do with a full week of practice. But boy, Gebbia really just had to soar and fly away didn't he?

Nebraska O vs. Troy D: Edge Nebraska. I think Bunch will handle himself just fine. The run game looked spectacular, although a cog will be missing without Martinez, but that just opens up the passing cog for functionality. Nebraska is always looking for new, shiny, and expensive things to showcase with. We always want more, more, more!

Nebraska D vs. Troy O: Advantage Nebraska. Damn. I knew Nebraska would have to rely on the front 7, but holy shit that was a display we haven't seen in forever. More of that, and less of the shoddy, penalty inducing secondary please.

Special Teams: I would rather see more of Spielman than of Lindsey, but that's just me.

Prediction: I can't be sleeping on the Wildcats too much this week. Oops, sorry, Trojans. They always come ready to play, and after all, they are the defending high school--damnit, Sun Belt, champions. This does make a fantastic game for Bunch to work with as it is still fairly low stakes being a non-conference game. Expect the offense to be not as flashy as against Colorado, but at the same time that's exactly what Daddy Frost wants you to think. On the other hand, losing two in a row is not a good look for a rebuilding program, especially if one is to a G5 school. Nebraska is trying to bop to the top after all.

Nebraska 34, Troy 20



(source: Bleacher Report)


The Rest of the World in College Football:

Over(rated)Watch:

#6 Wisconsin - Exposed. And just like last year, back to relying heavily on Jonathan Taylor to win. Even against fucking New Mexico? Come on. You have to let your shitty QB throw it more than 11 times against a team like that, for you know, PRACTICE AGAINST GOOD TEAMS. Because HOPEFULLY, the good teams will figure out that if you stop Jonathan Taylor, you stop Wisconsin. And I know, I know, easier said than done. But the man is fumble prone. It can be done. I believe in some teams. Maybe BYU is that team. Also to the one AP voter that keeps voting them as #1, why?

#7 Auburn - Still Being Watched. I haven't been swayed one way or another quite yet...I'm still thinking just a bit on the high side right now though. They play LSU in a fun overrated SEC matchup though.

#8 Notre Dame - Still Being Watched. Cmon you can't struggle against Ball State like that. I thought we had the new and improved Notre Dame finally. They play Vanderbilt this week

#9 Stanford - Exposed. Much like Wisconsin, they can't do much without Love. Putting up only 17 points against a meh USC team is also bad, even with your best player on the field. Defense checks out though. They play UC Davis? Bleh.

#10 Washington - Back to Being Watched. I'll relegate their status temporarily as maybe Auburn has bought them some legitimacy, but only time will tell. They play Utah in their first road game of the year.

#12 LSU - Still Being Watched. This matchup against Auburn will be telling for one of these teams, or both.

Proven their worth: #13 Virginia Tech
No teams were removed for losing

Hot Take Central:

-Still no major upsets, time is ticking on this one...
-Can't really make anything on defense yet. Maybe that one guy from Houston?
-We are now down to 6 win-less Power 5 teams and holy shit Kansas got a win. Do we get a half hot take conversion for that one?
-I was really feeling that Nebraska would hit a fake punt in the Colorado game. Then again I always think that they should try it. Oh well. 10 games left to try it
-Again, we're still in the non-conference so its hard to judge conference champions, but its currently shaping up to be pretty vanilla right now
-I now firmly believe that unless the ACC cannibalizes themselves as well (which is now likely), there won't be a representative from the Big Ten. Other than Ohio State, everyone looks equally ass, but I can see Ohio State taking a stumble down the road
-The Big 12 is gaining some steam as a possible contender to snipe the second SEC spot, but there's still time

Not feeling any new takes right now, so let's check back next week as we get some old takes to settle.

Prediction Center:

We start the year winning with a 2-1 record and a bonus point for hitting the Upset Alert!

#12 LSU @ #7 Auburn - Auburn 24, LSU 21

Man, any other day I'm taking LSU, but I can't deny Auburn at home. However, what will be proven is how equally shitty these two teams are.

#17 Boise State @ #24 Oklahoma State - Boise State 41, OK State 34

Holy shit I didn't know this was a regular season match-up that I needed in my life. Boise State will do its best Big 12 impersonation as they have destroyed the two teams they've played this year. But so has OK State. But Boise did it better.

#4 Ohio State @ #15 TCU - TCU 34, Ohio St 27

Remember how I said Ohio State would stumble? Coach-less on the road. That's how.

Upset Alert: #21 Miami @ Toledo: Since I can't double dip with Ohio State, I think Miami gets overrated and flustered on the road here.

Friday, September 7, 2018

Let's Try This Again (vs. Colorado)

Recap:

The Rain started slow, but ultimately their aerial attacks were too much to overcome for Nebraska.

The Big Red Breakdown:

Ok but really. It stinks that the game got washed out. But it definitely makes this upcoming matchup against Colorado all the more interesting. Old Big 8/12 "rivals" squaring off for the first time since 2010 before both teams split in their own direction (Colorado to the Pac-10 which would be then renamed the Pac-12, and Nebraska to the Big Ten that's still called the Big Ten even though there are 14 teams.) I say "rivals" because we all know that Nebraska has had Colorado's number both historically and fairly recently before the conference break up. But this Saturday presents an interesting case where we might end up with a closer-than-expected game. We still don't know what we're working with for Nebraska because their first game got rained out. As far as we know, we're still expected to have a fairly lit, but nervous offense, and a stout defense to get them out of tough spots. Colorado meanwhile, is coming in fresh off destroying the living daylights out of Colorado State. But let's take a further look at that shall we?

Hawaii vs Colorado State started off with Hawaii just going ham in the passing game to jump out to an early first half lead. In the second half however, Colorado State was able to turn it back into a close game before ultimately losing. Ok. We expected a tough tight battle between two shitty teams, and well, maybe that's what we got? Fast forward to last weekend, Hawaii ends up beating Navy in a close one. Is Hawaii truly good? If they're good they showed it in the first half against Colorado State. Is Navy bad? Because then they lost to a Hawaii team that almost blew it to a shitty Colorado State team. Is Colorado State really that bad? Well, they did just let the Colorado QB throw all over the place in a bloodshed game, so lets go with that timeline.

I think the payoff point for this game will be seeing how the Colorado defense holds up. Yeah they held Colorado State pretty tight, but come on, it was Colorado State. They haven't really been super great as of late. They really shouldn't have let McElwain walk.

Nebraska O vs. Colorado D: Edge Nebraska. Since this will be the true first game for the Huskers (fingers crossed), expect some first game jitters from the young squad, but to eventually get it going. This could present a situation where the Colorado defense might look good, but ultimately they won't be able to keep up for four quarters

Nebraska D vs. Colorado O: Edge Nebraska. The only thing that scares me is maybe the Colorado QB is pretty good. Against an always shaky Nebraska secondary, this could spell trouble, so let's try to limit the damage here and prove to me that we actually have a decent secondary this year.

Special Teams: Man, that kickoff set up against Akron looked great, don't you agree?

Prediction: I'm a bit more scared of Colorado this week than I was last week, all things considered. First game jitters, and Colorado indeed looking pretty well over an inferior opponent. Expect a close first half, maybe tied, maybe down by 3-7, but I think Scotty and the boys will get it together in the second half and finish strong. Forecast is calling for a slight chance of rain, so who knows, maybe Rain will go 2-0 against Nebraska.

Nebraska 38, Colorado 30

(Source: Journal Star)


The Rest of the World in College Football:

Again, the computer rankings won't be publicized until after the 3rd week for an accurate sample size. I did however update the regression formula to count the 2017 season stats, and when reapplying that new formula to last year's results, Alabama still held the top spot while Central Florida dropped to #3 in favor of Penn State. Nebraska was still ranked pretty lowly, earning a nice old 3.5 wins as opposed to just under 4 the first formula gave.

Over(rated)Watch:

Now that we have some results, let's take my anger out on the pre-season AP poll and how shitty of a job they're doing with this whole "ranking by poll inertia".

#5 Wisconsin - Being Watched. Wisconsin this past season and a half reminds me of the 2006-07 Chicago Bears. Really good defense, great run game, but just a god awful QB. Is Wisconsin a top ten team? Sure. Are they the favorite to win the Big Ten West? Again, sure. But until I see better QB play out of Hornibrook, I think Wisconsin is far and away from being in the Top 4 and thus in the playoff discussion. Their average play against Western Kentucky showcased that. They continue their non-conference schedule with New Mexico.

#7 Auburn - Being Watched. This is just me and my anti-Auburn bias going right now. They proved their worth last year, but they're going to need to do it again, and a tight win over Washington is too early to determine one way or the other. They play Alabama State next lol.

#8 Notre Dame - Being Watched. Again, just for the sake of putting them on the list. I don't think a win over an obviously overrated Michigan can justify one way or another at this moment. They play Ball State as the non-conference continues to wind on.

#9 Washington - Overrated. You can't lose to a currently questionable Auburn team and still remain in the top 10. Cmon AP voters. They play North Dakota so please prove me wrong.

#10 Stanford - Being Watched. Stanford has continually proved that you can have one really good running back carry your team to success. I don't think such a team should be in the Top 10 but here we are. They're like Wisconsin, but worse. They do get USC this week in what should be an interesting test for our "non-conference" slate.

#11 LSU - Being Watched. Chill out, you only beat an overrated Miami. They play South East Louisiana next. Woo.

#12 Virginia Tech - Being Watched. Again, just for the sake of monitoring how they do. They play William & Mary next. Thrilling.

Hot Take Central:

Quick recap of last week's hot takes:
-Well, we almost got a few upsets? There's still time...
-Its only been one week but unfortunately no stand out defensive studs yet
-There are currently 13 Power 5 teams not named Kansas that are 0-1 (14 if you include Kansas)
-Nebraska hasn't even played a game yet
-Way too early to even think about championship season standings

New Takes:

The Big Ten will NOT have a representative in the playoffs this year. I think there will be some self-cannibalization that will ultimately hurt the Big Ten unless we see some cannibalization from other conferences (maybe the ACC?)

With that being said, this will probably be another year of 2 SEC teams making it, with the other two spots being occupied by the Big 12 and the ACC (RIP Pac-12 parity)

Prediction Center:

Let's get some predictions started this year!

#3 Georgia @ #24 South Carolina: Georgia 34, SCAR 15

South Carolina is coming off a better than expected season last year, but unfortunately they'll be plateauing at that 9-win level. Jake Fromm State Farm and Georgia meanwhile are out for revenge.

#17 USC @ #10 Stanford: Stanford 24, USC 20

Even though I said Stanford is overrated, USC doesn't have The Darnold anymore and nearly screwed the pooch against UNLV. Look for some LOL in this game (Lots of Love)

Upset Alert: #15 Michigan State @ Arizona State. I think the Spartans should be able to take care of business, but boy did one team look really good last week and the other looked like hot overrated shit in a near loss. Then again the last time I put a team on upset alert, they blew the other team out of the fucking water (looking at you FAU).